Good news—China has discovered the origins of the coronavirus! And if you were thinking,"Finally, it came clean about what was going on in the Wuhan Institute of Virology," that's not the case. No, according to the Chinese Communist Party, it came from the U.S. It actually made the surprise discovery (read baseless conspiracy theory) last March, but with the delta variant spreading quickly across China, it needed a foreigner to blame for the origin so that Chinese people don't get the CRAZY idea that it was their own government.